Promotions: Where the Laughs Meet the Savings.
Welcome to the green room of our website—this is where we hand out the perks before the show starts. We’ve got deals designed to make your wallet feel less sad and your wardrobe feel more witty. Scroll down and you’ll find the ways to join the inner circle, dodge the biggest joke in online shopping (that pesky shipping fee), and get rewarded for giving us the standing ovation we deserve. Start scrolling, and let the good times—and the savings—roll!
1. Sign-Up Discount: Don't Be a Normie.
NEW MATERIAL ALERT: 10% Off Your First Set! You're here because you get the joke and you certainly don't wear "live, laugh, love" shirts. So, don't be a normie—join the inner circle! Sign up for our email list and we'll drop a 10% discount on your lap. Think of it as your backstage pass to the best laughs.
2. Free Shipping: Shipping's FREE when you buy $100+ of our superior jokes.
The Shipping Showdown: We Beat the Fees! We hate paying for shipping more than we hate a bad open mic night. When your order hits $100, the shipping fee vanishes. Poof! Gone. You're skipping the worst punchline in online shopping. (Seriously though, thank you for your order.)
3. Review Discount: Your review is the only standing ovation we need.
The Critic's Cut: Your Opinion Pays! Every comedian lives for the laugh, but we also live for the five-star review. Write a verified review about your purchase—tell the world how our jokes landed—and we'll reward your critical genius with 10% off your next order. You killed it, kid.
4. The Killer Double-Act The Killer Double-Act
Got Friends? Get Paid (Seriously). Your taste in humor is clearly superior. Don't keep a good joke (or a good discount) to yourself! Refer a pal, and they get 10% off their first purchase (so they can finally stop wearing that bland department store shirt). When they buy, we slip $5 off your next order. It’s a classic win-win, or as we call it, The Killer Double-Act.
The Closer
That's our set list, folks! We've given you the killer material—now it's your turn to go get the wardrobe. Seriously, go load up your cart and grab those deals before we run out of applause... or inventory. We appreciate you. Try the veal! Tip your server! Don't forget to buy something! Goodnight!