Promotions: Backstage Access

BACKSTAGE ACCESS

SLAPS THAT HIT HARDER THAN THE PUNCHLINE

Welcome to the green room—this is where we hand out exclusive slaps before the show starts. Email signup, free shipping on $100+, review slaps, and friend referrals. No points. Just punchlines.

1. SIGN-UP DISCOUNT: DON'T BE A NORMIE

NEW SLAP ALERT: 10% Off Your First Order!
You get the joke. You don't wear "live, laugh, love" shirts. Join the squad—sign up for our email list and we'll drop a 10% discount code straight into your inbox. Your backstage pass to premium slaps starts here.

2. FREE SHIPPING: WE BEAT THE FEES

Shipping's FREE on orders $100+
We hate shipping fees more than a bad open mic. Hit $100 of superior jokes and poof—the fee disappears. (Seriously, thank you for the order.)

Shop Now & Hit $100 for Free Shipping

3. REVIEW REWARD: YOU KILLED IT

10% Off Your Next Order for a Verified Review
Every comedian lives for the laugh—and the five-star review. Drop a verified review (text or video) telling the world how our jokes landed, and we'll reward you with 10% off your next order.

Shop Past Orders & Leave a Review

4. THE KILLER DOUBLE-ACT: REFER A FRIEND

They Get 10% Off → You Get $5 Off
Your taste in humor is elite. Share it! Refer a friend—they get 10% off their first purchase, and when they buy, we slip $5 off your next order. Classic win-win.

Refer a Friend & Earn $5

The Fine Print (No Hecklers, Please):
Discounts don't stack—one per order. Offers subject to change. Void where prohibited.

THE CLOSER

That's our full set, folks. Now go load up your cart and grab these slaps before inventory runs dry. We appreciate you—seriously. Try the veal, tip your server, and come back soon. Goodnight!

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